The explanations as to why Alex says some of the things she says

The lone ranger and Tonto were facing a horde of Indians and were hopelessly out numbered. With a sign of resignation The Long ranger turned to his most trusted companion and said "Well we seem to be at our end." Tonto turns to him and says "What do you mean we paleface"

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The mental asylum was filling up to over capacity so the board decided to interview all the inmates to evaluate if they were ok to go home.

The first guy came in.
Board Member: Can you tell me where you could buy a candy bar?
Inmate 1: CHICKEN!

Board Member: He's clearly crazy.. next..
Ok Tell me what year this is.

Inmate 2: I hate druids!

Board Member: This guy is clear insane Next!!
Can you tell me where you could buy a candy bar?

Inmate 3: At a grocery store

Board Member: Oh this guy has promise. Ok next question. What year is this?

Inmate 3: 2006

Board Member: That's excellent. How come you can tell me the answer and your companions can't

Inmate 3 gives a broad grin and points to his head: That's because unlike them I have KIDNEYS!